Saturday, March 27, 2004

The day after.........

My neck hurts from the concert. I continuously spilled beer on the seats in front of me (never try to headbang whilst holding a full cup of beer). The stage rotated! James took his off shirt! There was fire! They played 'One'! Ahhhhhhhhhhh...............

So, I am so happy that school is almost over! I can't wait to have time off! Finally, I can go to the gym! I can sit and do nothing sometimes! People can call me and not have to make appointments to see me three weeeks in advance! Joy!

Friday, March 26, 2004

Today! It's finally here!!!!!!! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..............

Today is the day! The culmination of my dreams for the past week! My accounting final went great, as usual, and now I can start my term assignment, which is due by April 8, I think. So, Once that is done, and my other class is done, I will be somewhat bored. I will only be working 36-48 hours a week after that, and I will have no school.....so I can go to the gym again!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! Pretty soon I'll be able to kick ALL your asses!!!!!!!!!

I have nothing else to say. I mean, what more could I say? I have nothing in my mind other than Metallica, and the homework I need to do today. Sigh, homework..........

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Tomorrow is the day!

Oh my god, just 28 more hours until I am at GM Place, awaiting the greatest thing to happen to music ever!!!! I can almost hear them now..... And the best part of the evening is always when they play 'One.' Ahhhhh.......... Metalligasm..............

Too much sugar hurts my tongue.............
Too much coffee makes me pee................
Too much sleep makes me happy.............
Too much awake makes me sleepy.............
Too much typing hurts my wrists...............
Too much hurting wrists sux.....................
Too much time Sharon is away................
Too much time without my mommy.............
Too much of anything can be bad...........
..............but you can never have too much Metallica!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Oh, Baby!

I finally bought 'Ride the Lightning' and 'Kill 'em All'. I have been so ashamed that I did not own these, and now they are MINE!! MWUHAHAHAAHA!

What happened to all the guys last night? It was so dead at work! And I was training, too, so it was SUPER boring...... Bleagh...........

I spent $110 at A&B Sound, and got 8 CD's. Not that bad......

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Oh, it's so close I can almost taste it!!!!!!!

Now, I have never been much of a clubbing person, and now I am totally put off of it entirely. Every week in the paper I read about how somebody else has been shot at a club. Why would I want to go to a club and have the possibility of being killed? And what kinds of idiots feel the need to bring a gun with them to a nightclub? Since when did we turn into the States? They are the ones with the gun problem, we are supposed to be the nice country! People make me mad.............

Monday, March 22, 2004

4 DAYS TO METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO looking forward to Friday!!! Gonna go out before and after the concert, drink a little beer, eat a little food, drink a little more beer, it's gonna be sweet!!!!

I want to know if there is anybody who would be interested in going skydiving. If we get enough people together we can get a group discount. I have always wanted to hurl myself out of a plane from 10,000 feet up! What would be a better way to spend a bunch of money and spend a day with a bunch of people?

Spring break sucks when you're older. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why! Me and Sandra went to Science World, and there were like 500 kids there! Sandra did win a burping contest, so that was fun. But I almost ran over like 5 kids who came up to my knees. Stupid little people! Let this be a warning toyou all! Don't go anywhere where children may go when it is spring break!

Sunday, March 21, 2004

The countdown continues...........

So, this week, amidst all the building excitement and suspense until concert day, I also have a final exam for Accounting! My brain is going to thoroughly enjoy resting after the semester is over, and METALLICA will be a great way to celebrate the coming end of classes!!
Anybody who wants to come to a BBQ on April 17th, I am having one for my birthday. Get in touch with me and let me know if you are coming. If you don't know my number or email, then obviously I don't love you enough, and you should do some sucking up!!!

Saturday, March 20, 2004


Yes, it's true! Six LONG days until I see the loves of my life for only the fourth time!!!!! I can't wait to hear their angelic voices and hypnotic riffs yet again!!! If I could pick one thing to do for eternity after I die, it would be to see Metallica concerts over and over (and, of course, hang out with the masters of rock)! They are soundgasmic..... I do not understand how anybody who enjoys a somewhat wide varity of music can not appreciate them to their full awesomeness. They have to be one of the best live bands I have ever seen.
Summer Sanitarium was a superior tour, combining the efforts of Mudvayne, the Deftones, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, and my gods, Metallica. The $130-ish Canadian ticket price was totally worth it, for the last three bands alone. Linkin Park are amazingly creative in the different combinations of notes and sounds, made with both instruments and electronics. Limp Bizkit is great for their energy alone, and Fred Durst is a great crowd-antaginizer. Sometimes a little too good, using Woodstock '94 as an example. THEN, boys and girls, the masters of all mastery came out onstage. The music! The fireworks! The background screens depicting Metallica from past to present! The flames! And, the moment I wait for evey time I see them, 'One'. It has to be one of the best songs ever made. And the video (their first video ever, and what a first) makes one think, and want to cry for imagining that you yourself are the soldier in the bed. Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 18, 2004

What the hell is wrong with people? I had a conversation this morning with one of the girls at work about serial killers, eg. Clifford Olsen, Robert Pickton, etc. Now, it seems to me that there should be some sort of way to discern, genetically, if a person is saddled with these freakish inclinations. Then there should be radical treatment for said ailment, such as in Clockwork Orange. That movie was ingeneous! Why don't they treat people for socially degenerative states like in the movie? I mean, it looks like a surefire way to make people not crazy, right? If not, euthanasia all around, I say! And that's why I'll never be president......
And, what is so hard about telling me the details of an invoice? Columbia House are retarded! I ask them to explain a charge to me, and they explain everything else to me......Idiots! It has not been a cheery-go-lucky morning for me. When I woke up before work last night, I did it by accidentally kicking my cat in the head, and then I couldn't get back to sleep, losing an hour of my precious, precious sleep. Then, everytime I deigned to pick a container up in the kitchen, I dropped each and every one. Luckily they were all plastic and all empty. THEN, while attempting to make my daily fruit smoothie (yummy!), I neglected to put the most important part of the blender in.... the bottom. Therefore, I poured orange juice all over the kitchen counter. Joy of joys!!! So, worrying that I may do something idiotic on my way to work, such as tumbling the entire way down the escalator at Granville Station, or accidentally battering-ramming someone onto the skytrain tracks with my backpack, I begged a ride to work from my roommate. Safer, I think. Also, I believe he removed the need to kill from my psyche by being a general nut, so good on him! If not for that, I believe I may have been a dragon-lady to everybody at work all night long. As it was, I had a remarkably smooth night, no big problems. Ahhhh!!!!

Monday, March 15, 2004

Oh my, it's raining! In Vancouver! What a shock!
It's only when you go and do something that requires a lot of moving and energy that you can truly realize how in or out of shape you are. I got that reminder last night, when I went to Playdium and spent 45 minutes on the DDR machine. For anyone who doesn't know, that stands for Dance Dance Revolution, and it's the big machine where you dance to the arrows and either make yourself look like an idiot or awesomely coordinated. Me, Sandra and Erika used to go there 3-4 nights a week and spend 2-3 hours on the damn thing. It was great! Now, it makes me tired ever so much quicker. Argh!!! Time to visit the 24-hour Fitness World....

Saturday, March 13, 2004

You know something that really pisses me off? When there is a hockey game on, and I have to go home from work, and it's almost the end of the second period. I can watch the end of the second period at work, and while I'm on my way home I miss most of the third, OR I leave work right away and miss the end of the second and the first few minutes of the third. Either way, I miss out! Fuck.... On the way home I try to listen the game on the radio, but on the skytrain AM radio just sounds like a gigantic swarm of bees. At some stops or open areas of track there is clear signal, but most of the way is just bees. Really angry bees. I don't like bees to begin with, so this just makes it worse. I need a portable TV with cable, just for the hockey games.
So, I had a hald day off from work today, whereas normally I would work 12 hours. What a great morning! I saw the sun, I bought some fruit, I took my cat to the vet..... Awesome! I forgot what doing things was like! Ahhhh........

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

So, after waiting and waiting to finally watch it, I got to see '28 Days Later'. I don't know what I was expecting, but I guess I was expecting more..... gore? I dunno. It was a good movie, but not what I thought. I did like the music, so there's a bonus. There were some really good scenes in the beginning where the guy wakes up and starts walking around the city. It actually reminded me a lot of 'Resident Evil' with Milla Jovovich. I wonder what I would do if I woke up to find everybody around me had turned into angry bloodthirsty zombie types? Well, hopefully I will never have to fiind out. It's another of those movies that makes a strong case for underground bunkers. If I had the money and land, I would so build one. I don't know if it would be as jazzy as the one in 'Blast From the Past', but it would still be cool. I would love an underground bunker! It would be a great spot to say 'fuck you' to the rest of the world when people are pissing you off.

Sunday, March 07, 2004

I have been given the added responsibility at work of interviewing and hiring people. I don't think I am quite great at it yet, as I hired all three of my interviews who showed up on the weekend. Now we have a whole lot of girls working, almost too many. Apparently that is okay, because we do want more girls than not enough. I find it weird, to have the power to tell someone they have a job or not. Granted, it is a bit of a different job than most, but a job is a job, and people need to work. So much power! I will go mad with it soon!!!!!!!!!
Now, speaking of work, I have been having dreammares about work..... In my dreams I am forgetting to call people on time, I'm not writing down fees properly, I'm not entering things into the computer properly..... It's really quite awful. I half wake up in the middle of my sleep, and want to call the office to see what I have really done. Other than taking some time off, does anybody have any suggestions to make them go away?

Friday, March 05, 2004

Hallelujah! Sharon is alive! I'm at the mall trying to purchase some shoes, and I get a phone call from Australia! She does remember me! I can finally stop my endless crying at night, wondering if I will ever hear from her again or if she has been seduced by that bastard island on the other side of the Earth.... Yay! I can start to live a semi-normal life again, knowing that she hasn't forgotten me completely!!!!!!
Speaking off shoes........ Why is it that once you FINALLY find a brand you love, and want the rest of your life, they STOP MAKING THEM?!?!?!? I see no logic in creating a mass of disgruntled shoppers..... Or a disgruntled me, in any case.....

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Bras. These particular devices present some aggrivation, among both the male and female sexes. Males, I find, would be perfectly content if there were no bras in existence. Women, on the other hand, seem to have a somewhat mixed opinion. A lot of girls hate some aspect of the bra, whether it be the underwire, the straps, the hooking device, whatever. Another portion of the female population can not live without the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. I would like any girls who read this to comment on how you feel about the bra. I don't know what it is, but I like to take polls on weird things. In high school, I went around asking everybody how long it took them to masturbate, from start to finish. I got two pages of answers. By the fiftieth person or so, people would see me coming and had heard that if they just told me 'five minutes' I would leave them alone. That must have affected the results somewhat, but on the whole I think I got pretty accurate results.
So, boys and girls of all ages, leave your feelings about the bra! I am curious to see what, if any, answers I get....

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Yeah........ I don't have any wisdom to share with the world today...... Except;
-Sleep when you can. Cherish it. You will miss it when you don't get enough.
-Get a pet. They will follow you around the house when you get home, and make you feel loved (even if they are just waiting to be fed).
-Listen to music. It's good for you.
-Hide money around your house. That way you will be really happy when you look in that bag or jacket that you haven't used for three months, and you find a twenty in one of the pockets.
-Find people you can call and bother at random times.
-Remember to eat.
-Call people you haven't talked to in a while. You will be sure to have something to talk about.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Nobody has responded to my offer to pay someone to occasionally go to my classes and take notes for me..... That saddens me, for a few reasons.
->Number one: Is there nobody out there who would like to help another person out? No compassion exists within the reach of the internet? Are we all just some depthless drones, typing and typing away, without any regard for the people onthe other end of the computer cable?
->Number two: I have all this money just laying around, and no time to spend any of it. If someone would go to my classes for me, it would kill two birds with one stone; I could go and buy crap instead of going to class, and I could pay someone to go to class for me, therefore spending more of my hard-earned money
->Number three: I don't wanna go to class!!!!!!! I am tired!!!!
If there is anybody who has any interest in being my notetaker, please let me know...... If you are a boy, I would suggest wearing a wig, just in case.....

So, I'm in the shower the other day, and you know those pouf things that make a shitload of lather from a little soap? I've had the same one for a year or so, and it finally commited suicide It unravelled on me as I am in the shower! So, I have all this disembodied lather, and a string of green pouf plastic/cloth. Very awkward to clean yourself with a length of soapy fabric that is taller than myself.

Sharon, Sharon, Sharon.......far away in Australia, forgetting everybody back in Canada.... It makes me so sad to think that we can all be tossed aside so easily, like an empty toilet paper roll into the garbage (or recycling, if you are earth-conscious). She even has an online journal, and still I don't know whether she is learning or running around getting drunk.... sigh..... I hope that she remembers me in one of her sober time slots......

How do you make fur grow back faster? I'm really getting tired of seeing my cats shaved belly up in the air whenevr she decides to beach herself on the living room table cushion......She looks ever so attractive, licking her neck..... blerrghh.... Would Rogaine work, or that stuff that makes hair thicker? Or is there some food or drug I can give her?

Monday, March 01, 2004

If I was the ruler of the planet, all people who I deemed it would be shot into space, never to retun to Earth. Before their projection into space, however, they would all be rendered incapable of copulating and reproducing, therefore negating the possibility that these people would ever find safe haven and make more just like them. These people would consist of all the generally stupid people, people who don't understand the basic niceties in life, like 'don't eat other people's food in the fridge at work,' and 'don't steal money or possesions from strangers houses you are visiting,' basically people who lie and/or steal, and who don't get things that every person on the planet should understand! Stupid people drive me insane!! Why are there so many daft peopel in this world?
I must sound like a real bitch.. I am just tired. It really sucks when you come home from work in the morning, get two hours of sleep, then have to go to one class, then have to go home to sleep for four more hours, then go to work again at night. Blah! Blah! Blah!
The beginning of the month sucks, and for one reason: the need for a new bus pass. If you don't have one, you need to pay bus fare. That means that your monthly bus fare has now cost you an extra two dollars. What a rip!
So, I finally have one day off during the week! Everybody should spend more time with me, because I have one day off! Yay! And, I thought I would be working 59 hours a week starting this week, BUT it turns out I will only be working 55 hours a week! Yay! Holy Hannah.......... I can't wait until the semester is over.
****BY THE WAY: If anybody is looking for a receptionist position, weekend graveyards, please let me know! We need someone at my work. Then, once we hire someone, I won't need to work so many hours...... wait, then I'll lose all the money....hmm... okay, no, we do need someone. So, let me know!

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