Saturday, February 28, 2004
Due to unforseen circumstances, I will now be working 59 hours a week. If anybody is interested in sending me any sort of donations, coffee would be greatly appreciated. And VHS cassettes of good movies, so I have something to watch at work.
So, my best friend is in Australia, and can't get five minutes to send me a little email telling me that she is alive and well. I don't know how it is that I am so ignorable to her, after all the years we spent together!!! Geez, I am so hurt.........
At least Sarah is back and loves me! Isn't that right Sarah? She loves me!!! At least somebody does...sniff.....
I don't care what anybody says abour New West, it has a lot of really nice old houses. You never know what kind of secret passsages there are in old houses. I used to think that my mom's house had a secret passage in it because it was so old, but I never found one. Although I think I had a dream about finding one once, it was pretty cool.......
Monday, February 23, 2004
My pretty kitty is going to the doctor this week to get her stitches out. SO, she'll be able to be a nudist again! She will be ever so happy!
I just want to sit and do nothing. I have to wait until Friday before I can do that. The problem with that is, the more you sit and do nothing, the lazier you get. At least with me, anyway. If I am always in a kind of rush, then I am never at the point where I am actually lazy. You would think that if a person is always busy, running around every day, never really relaxing, you would think that a bit of down time would be a refresher. Go figure.
I am so not exciting today.... Sorry to anybody here who is expecting my usual energetic self, I'm just not there today......
Friday, February 20, 2004
I really am boring............ Someone needs to make me interesting!
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
I am in Accounting class right now. It is one of those days where it seems like you've been in the same class for like 3 hours, and it's only been an hour and a half...........
I am home now. My cat came home from the vet today, my mom was nice enough to pick her up for me while I was at school. She got some tumors removed, and some teeth cleaned and/or removed. She got the same tumor surgery last year, my poor little baby! After surgery, they say not to let them lick their stitches, so as not to aggrivate the wounds. Last year the vet asked me if I had any doll clothes that I could put on her to stop her licking. I didn't, I mean I am 22 years old, no more dolls here!......except my Alf doll who is wearing a hawaiian t-shirt that i apparently wore when I was like 2 yrs old. That didn't fit properly, so I went to Value Village and got her a dress. So, she's wearing it again this year. She hates it! And me, for making her wear it. It's blue, and it had big poofy sleeves on it, but I cut them off last year because they made her walk funny. So she looks like a bad-ass cat with cut-off sleeves! All she needs now is a little motorcycle, like the books with the mouse....what were those called again? Someone tell me what they were called!!!!!! Nobody is answering me on Trillian! Damn people!!! Maybe they were just called 'The Mouse and the Motorcycle.' Eh, someone will tell me eventually..........
Monday, February 16, 2004
For anyone who doesn't know, I work as a receptionist at an escort agency. Some people ask me for stories from work and are disappointed when they expect more interesting tales, and other people gasp in astonishment when I tell them incidents. It is an interesting job, compared to, say, working at the Post Office, but I bet being food taster or a roller-coaster tester would be way more fun! If anyone knows of such a job, please let me know!
Sunday, February 15, 2004
On another note, I am glad that Valentine's Day is over. Holidays are a bad thing, because the people who have nothing to celebrate get left out. I propose that we do away with all holidays, such as Valentine's Day, and........well, I guess I don't mind the others. Oh, wait! Mother's Day and Father's Day. As a little kid growing up, when you only have one parent, and everyone else you know has two, it can be very not-good feeling. What do kids know? They are all mean, uncaring creatures, and anything different to them is tease-worthy...........stupid kids...................
OKAY, time for some ice-cream........
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Friday, February 13, 2004
Thursday, February 12, 2004
1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
2. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
3. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
8. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his pants?
9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
10. Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if someone
tells you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?