Saturday, February 28, 2004

Oh my it's been awhile! So, anybody who didn't come to pub night, you suck! I actually go somewhere, and invite poeple, and only a few people showed up. I am disappointed in all of you!
Due to unforseen circumstances, I will now be working 59 hours a week. If anybody is interested in sending me any sort of donations, coffee would be greatly appreciated. And VHS cassettes of good movies, so I have something to watch at work.
So, my best friend is in Australia, and can't get five minutes to send me a little email telling me that she is alive and well. I don't know how it is that I am so ignorable to her, after all the years we spent together!!! Geez, I am so hurt.........
At least Sarah is back and loves me! Isn't that right Sarah? She loves me!!! At least somebody does...sniff.....
I don't care what anybody says abour New West, it has a lot of really nice old houses. You never know what kind of secret passsages there are in old houses. I used to think that my mom's house had a secret passage in it because it was so old, but I never found one. Although I think I had a dream about finding one once, it was pretty cool.......

Monday, February 23, 2004

Oy! Now that I am done one of my classes, I think I am getting lazier already. For the first time in a LOONG time, I didn't go to class because I am so tired. Very odd! But hey, if I go to class and exhaust myself, then go to work and am all tiredey, what's the point? Blah...........
My pretty kitty is going to the doctor this week to get her stitches out. SO, she'll be able to be a nudist again! She will be ever so happy!
I just want to sit and do nothing. I have to wait until Friday before I can do that. The problem with that is, the more you sit and do nothing, the lazier you get. At least with me, anyway. If I am always in a kind of rush, then I am never at the point where I am actually lazy. You would think that if a person is always busy, running around every day, never really relaxing, you would think that a bit of down time would be a refresher. Go figure.
I am so not exciting today.... Sorry to anybody here who is expecting my usual energetic self, I'm just not there today......

Friday, February 20, 2004

Yay! Joy! I am finally finished my Computer Bookkeeping class! Finally I get a day off during the week! One day free of school or work! Whatever will I do with myself? I am thinking that I will drink on Thursday night, and get really drunk, because then I don't have to wake up to do ANYTHING on Friday. I will be nice and hung over, but asleep, in my bed, with my cat! Ahhhh......... There is a pub night at my school this next Thursday the 26th, cheap drinks, DJ's, all good. And free pizza! If anyone is interested, let me know......
I really am boring............ Someone needs to make me interesting!

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

I am tired. My cat is wearing a dress. Simply Accounting is annoying. I miss my bed. I need more coffee. I will pay someone to go to all my classes one day and take notes for me. Anybody interested, let me know. My eyes are breathing too much, and they hurt..........

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Ok, so I gave into peer pressure (rather, Paul pressure) and changed the colors on this page. I hope you're happy, Paul!
I am in Accounting class right now. It is one of those days where it seems like you've been in the same class for like 3 hours, and it's only been an hour and a half...........

I am home now. My cat came home from the vet today, my mom was nice enough to pick her up for me while I was at school. She got some tumors removed, and some teeth cleaned and/or removed. She got the same tumor surgery last year, my poor little baby! After surgery, they say not to let them lick their stitches, so as not to aggrivate the wounds. Last year the vet asked me if I had any doll clothes that I could put on her to stop her licking. I didn't, I mean I am 22 years old, no more dolls here!......except my Alf doll who is wearing a hawaiian t-shirt that i apparently wore when I was like 2 yrs old. That didn't fit properly, so I went to Value Village and got her a dress. So, she's wearing it again this year. She hates it! And me, for making her wear it. It's blue, and it had big poofy sleeves on it, but I cut them off last year because they made her walk funny. So she looks like a bad-ass cat with cut-off sleeves! All she needs now is a little motorcycle, like the books with the mouse....what were those called again? Someone tell me what they were called!!!!!! Nobody is answering me on Trillian! Damn people!!! Maybe they were just called 'The Mouse and the Motorcycle.' Eh, someone will tell me eventually..........

Monday, February 16, 2004

It really is amazing, I am awake on a Monday night, not sleeping to go to work at midnight! Of course, I was at school for 5.5 hours earlier, trying to work on a Simply Accounting project. The thing that sucks about it is that if you make a little mistake, like putting the wrong date on an invoice or cheque, and go back to change it, it doesn't just edit the date. It erases the original entry, and then enters the new entry. This maked your journal look all messy and full of mistakes, when really it's not all wrong, it just looks that way!
For anyone who doesn't know, I work as a receptionist at an escort agency. Some people ask me for stories from work and are disappointed when they expect more interesting tales, and other people gasp in astonishment when I tell them incidents. It is an interesting job, compared to, say, working at the Post Office, but I bet being food taster or a roller-coaster tester would be way more fun! If anyone knows of such a job, please let me know!

Sunday, February 15, 2004

It has come to my attention that there are some people out there who are not very appreciative of the colors on this page. All I have to say is.........Screw you! My page, I'll do any damn thing I want to it! I like the bright brightness of these neonish colors, it makes my brain tickle!
On another note, I am glad that Valentine's Day is over. Holidays are a bad thing, because the people who have nothing to celebrate get left out. I propose that we do away with all holidays, such as Valentine's Day, and........well, I guess I don't mind the others. Oh, wait! Mother's Day and Father's Day. As a little kid growing up, when you only have one parent, and everyone else you know has two, it can be very not-good feeling. What do kids know? They are all mean, uncaring creatures, and anything different to them is tease-worthy...........stupid kids...................
OKAY, time for some ice-cream........

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Wow, I think that if you go long enough only sleeping for really short periods of time, your body actually gets used to it. I've been up for 12 hours now, and all I could think about while I was at work were badgers badgers badgers badgers mushrooms mushrooms...............

Friday, February 13, 2004

Hey, I figured out how to add the 'comments' option, so now u can all give me feedback on my rantings! Have at 'er! Of course, there is nobody else at this point, other than Paul, who knows about this page yet........ But soon all will know of my glory and experience the wonder that is me!

So, I figured out how to change colors and things. Cool, eh?

Thursday, February 12, 2004

ok, apparently I need to know more than I currently do about these thinking machines called 'com-pu-ters-. Site will be under massive construction until I grow a brain.

Top Ten Questions That Make You Go, "Huh?"
1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
2. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
3. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
8. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his pants?
9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
10. Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if someone
tells you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Okay, I am starting my own web page thing today! I am popping my web-cherry, if you will. Deflowering the virginity that is my webpage experience. Putting some weird stuff on the internet. Exposing others to the rambling that I have in my head, day after day. The inner monologue will finally be free!!! Joy!! Bliss!! At last, I will be able to release upon the world my thoughts, my dreams, my sick fantasies! HA HA HA HA HA!!! We shall see if the world is ready for what I have been bottling up and keeping inside me for all these years!

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